I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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