if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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