That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
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And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
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Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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