He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Too much gin, very little bucket
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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