We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
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She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
How does one acquire holy water?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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