porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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