You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
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For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
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What a dumb baby whore.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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