i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
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we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
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So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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