I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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