My room smells like vodka and shame
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
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Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
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I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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