We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
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He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
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yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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