it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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