i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
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mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
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I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
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