i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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