Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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