D3 body, D1 cock
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
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Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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