it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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