New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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