Its about making memories worth repressing
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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