i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
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I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
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There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
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