why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
My vagina is very pro this idea
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