I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
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I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
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I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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