But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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