I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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