can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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