these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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