Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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