she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
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he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
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I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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