the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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