That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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