Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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