Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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