Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
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just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
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Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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