Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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