I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
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I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
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Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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