It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
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I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
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I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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