a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
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This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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