tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Randomize
