ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
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We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
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he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?