I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
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We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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