anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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