did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
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I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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