i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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