That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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