We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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