My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
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It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
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Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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