During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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