Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
and you said cock pushups were impossible
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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