She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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