i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
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i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
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literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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