Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
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i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
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I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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