i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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