Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
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If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
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If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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